1. No, buddy. Your chicken nugget is not a football.
2. We eat the macaroni and cheese, not the bowl!
3. Why is there green playdoh in your nose?
4. I know jumping from the second stair to the floor sounds like fun, but you'll get hurt.
5. You can get down after you eat a few more Doritos.
6. You can drink your yogurt, but you can't drink your mac and cheese.
7. Sorry, buddy. You can not have any more vitamins. No, not even if you cry, you've had enough vitamins today.
Yep... I've uttered every one of those within the last 24 hours! I guess this is life with a 2 year old!